(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
- I'm a huge movie fan, teacher. / - Alright.
Lee Byunghun and Gong Yoo
were amazing in Ass-Inside.
What? Ass-Inside?
I mixed "Assassination" and "Inside Men!"
Oh, you startled me.
- They're the leads. / - Yeah, that's right.
I'm really craving a late night snack, teacher.
I'm not sure if I should get big dumplings,
blood sausages or galbi.
That's why I mixed those three!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Big dumplings, galbi, blood sausages...
Big dumplings, blood sausages, galbi!
Big-blood-gal!
As a late night snack, big-blood-gal!
Everyone!
Big-blood-gal!
So exciting.
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Good job, Mix Sejin!
Who wants to talk next?
Hello there.
Hello!
I run a mart nearby. I'm Mr. Toto!
So, what brings you here?
Who made this?
What's wrong with bubble wrap?
I keep popping it!
I can't help myself!
I was trying to use this to wrap up a cup.
I popped one by accident.
What are you doing?
I'm hooked!
I should stop and go to bed.
I'm asleep.
I'm still popping them!
What's so fun about this?
This thing...
Is so much fun!
Would you stop it already?
Don't stop me!
- Stop it. / - Don't stop me!
I'm going to get rid of this.
I must.
I'll get rid of it!
That was the highlight!
Who made this?
Go sit down.
I'll be back next time!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
Who was it?
So...
Who might you be?
Hello.
I'm the security guard for apartments 1, 2, and 3.
I'm Mr. Danji.
Oh, you're one of the new class 32 comedians.
So, what brings you here?
- Are you a teacher at this school? / - Yes.
You need to teach your students properly.
Someone broke an apartment window
by throwing this.
What? Who?
- You think I'd be here if I knew that? / - I see.
What happened?
- Listen. / - Alright.
- I was at the apartment recycling center. / - Yes.
- Then I heard the sound of glass shattering. / - Yes!
- I was so surprised. I ran to apartment 1. / - Yes.
- Some student threw this... / - Yes, yes.
- And it went that way... / - Yes, yes.
Would you please...
Just keep it down?
Why do you keep saying yes?
What's wrong with you?
Just eat with your mouth. Don't talk over me.
An incompetence teacher like you
is the reason why a student runs away
after breaking a window.
That's a bit rude.
Run away?
My students are sweet kids!
Do you have proof that it was one of my students?
Could you please...
Face that way when you shout?
Why? You call this a school?
It's more like a rock festival.
Why would you...
An apartment window is shattered
and so is my eardrum.
- I'm sorry. / - Forget it.
- Who was it? You? / - It wasn't me!
- You? / - Come here, mister.
Just let me explain.
None of my students live at that apartment complex.
Nobody even goes that way.
So how could one of my students break a window?
Your breath stinks...
What did you have for breakfast?
Nothing.
Nothing...
Maybe you need a gastroscope.
Can you get one done?
- I'm fine. / - You are not fine.
- I'm fine. / - You are not.
- I said I'm fine. / - It's not fine with me.
Forget it. If something like this ever happens again...
- I won't let it pass. / - Alright. You can go now.
Can't I just leave when I want to?
He always argues.
When will you leave then?
Right now!
Mr. Danji!
Geez...
That was Mr. Danji.
Good job.
Who wants to talk next?
Where did these brats go?
- He's here. / - I knew it!
You were all in here!
Dyed hair, inappropriate outfit...
All the weirdos are in this class!
Dean of students, what brings you here?
Hey, I want you all to take your recorders out.
- Mr. Kim. / - Yes?
You have to confiscate their recorders.
Why their recorders?
There are all sorts of idiots that
carry around recorders.
Instead of playing a recorder...
Idiots that blow through their nose!
And right after blowing through their nose...
Disgusting idiots that start playing with their mouth!
While playing a recorder...
Those idiots that treat it like a blowgun!
When a friend is playing a recorder...
Hey.
Playing that at night will attract snakes.
Superstitious idiots that say stuff like that!
And idiots that run with this joke!
Come on. Nobody does that.
I do!
I'm out of here!
Alright, good-bye, Dean.
Who wants to talk next?
Teacher!
♪ Do it myself ♪
♪ All by myself ♪
Hello, teacher.
I'm the mild-mannered model student, Yamsaeng!
You're so noisy!
Could you please be quiet?
Zip!
Why are you here?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- You told us to bring supplies yesterday. / - Right.
But nobody brought theirs.
What?
Raise your hand if you didn't bring your supplies!
Me!
- You didn't bring yours? / - That's right.
Everyone else brought theirs?
It's just me!
Why didn't you bring your supplies?
I forgot because I was practicing for a contest.
Yeah? What kind of contest?
Yesterday...
Oh, the relay.
No, I practiced billiards.
Spin!
What's your deal?
Are you playing games with me?
Teacher, I need a beating to snap out of it.
Please hit me!
You don't deserve that. It's fine.
No. I'll take a hit so I can snap out of it.
I don't have anything to hit you with.
I prepared all that.
Teacher.
I brought a bunch of different kinds.
Too weak.
That's weak?
That's a golf club.
Too weak.
Hit me with this.
What?
With this? Really?
Hit me all you want, teacher!
- Fine. Hold still. / - Until you feel better.
Gosh, that hurt!
I didn't even hit you! Why are you so noisy?
Zip!
Man, my blood pressure...
It hasn't been that long since you transferred here.
Do you have a concern?
Teacher...
A good friend of mine is really struggling.
And I'm concerned that I can't help him.
I see...
Things are tough for me too.
When times are tough,
you should be a good listener and console him.
That can really encourage him.
- Alright. / - Good.
What are you doing?
Poor Daehui.
Are times tough for you?
Go sit down, you fool!
This has been Yamsaeng!
Alright, good job, Yamsaeng.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
Alright.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What the...
This is totally swag.
I'm going to be in the search and rescue team.
I'll totally have swag when I rescue people.
How will you rescue people?
First, I'll apply sunscreen.
If I don't, my face would get all swag-burned.
I'll also teach people how to do Swag-PR.
Swag, swag, swag, swag.
I'm so swag even when I rescue people.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This deflated tube
will become my Egyptian outfit.
And this rash guard...
Will be my wig.
And this mini megaphone...
Will be my beard.
Don't I look like a pharaoh?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance.
♪ Get locked up ♪
♪ Get locked up inside of me ♪
Alright, you can go now.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about various ways of enjoying music.
- We can play music ourselves. / - Right.
You can go to a concert and listen to music.
And this is the most convenient way.
You can listen through this stethoscope.
What?
What's that called?
A stethoscope.
Why is that a stethoscope?
What are you doing?
You can't use that for a checkup...
You know that this is a stethoscope, right?
Don't agree with him!
They all agreed.
- It's called something else. Say it. / - No.
- There's no other name. / - Just say it.
- Don't! / - No!
- Keep it in! / - No English!
Don't!
You said you wouldn't speak English!
- You said no English! / - Don't use English!
Earphone!
E-A-R-P-H-O-N-E!
Earphone!
Best sports earphone.
Waterproof wireless sweat-resistant
magnetic earphone.
Plun-earphone.
A Korean proverb.
Which Korean proverb?
Little earphones fell great oaks.
♪ Earphone? It's me ♪
Teacher, I can't not speak English.
Just call them earphones. Don't make it complicated.
- Really? / - Yeah.
- Can I keep going? / - Alright.
Thank you.
Now I'll talk about the various products
we put on baby's skin.
- For scrapes, we apply ointment. / - Right.
And it's very hot these days.
- We even apply sunscreen. / - It's necessary.
And to prevent heat rash,
we apply this white stuff on babies.
This baby dust.
Baby dust?
What's this called?
Baby dust.
Why is it called baby dust?
Dust for babies. Baby dust.
That's a pretty good name you came up with...
- But it's not the right term. / - Baby dust.
It's baby something.
- Just say it. / - I don't know.
- Keep it in! / - No!
- Don't say it. / - No!
- Keep it in! / - No!
- No! / - Keep it in!
Don't!
Don't say it!
Powder!
P-O-W-D-E-R.
Powder!
Baby dusting powder.
Medicated protecting zinc oxide and
cornstarch powder.
Powder grapes.
The night powder of Yeosu.
My head hurts.
Who is that an impression of?
Psy-powder.
♪ Even if I powder, don't ever cheat on me ♪
♪ Baby ♪ powder.
What are you doing?
I love Korean language!
Everybody! Everybody!
See you next week!
(Call Center)
Hello!
I'm Jeong Haecheol, operator for anchovies.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong, operator for washing machines.
I'm Yang Seonil,
operator for electric toothbrushes.
I'm Yang Sangguk, operator for red clay blankets.
Ma'am, our anchovies are delicious.
Try one as soon as you get them. Then...
You'll get nauseated.
But with our electric toothbrush,
you can get your entire mouth clean
without going so deep.
It's very simple to use.
Use our toothbrush 3 times a day...
For 90 minutes.
Then all the washing and drying will be done.
Ma'am, once you get our washing machine,
open the lid first...
Crawl inside.
Once you crawl inside our blanket and go to sleep,
the next day, your face will look like...
Baby octopus.
You might see some baby octopuses.
And our anchovies are covered in white powder.
That's plaque.
Plaque is very bad for the gums.
But if you use our electric toothbrush, your teeth...
It all comes out!
It'll get any tough stain out.
Ma'am, red clay is great for the joints.
If you keep using our red clay blanket, your joints...
Will start rattling.
But our washing machine is very quiet.
Ma'am, try using the drying function too.
Then your clothes will smell like...
Bad breath.
You have to brush your tongue to prevent bad breath.
Our toothpaste is really great too.
There are small chunks in our toothpaste.
Those chunks are...
Anchovy poop.
It's not that hard to clean an anchovy.
If you look at the stomach...
There's a zipper.
Just unzip it and throw it in your washing machine.
Ma'am, our electric toothbrush
is great for eliminating bacteria.
If you look at your teeth through
a microscope after brushing...
There's Pikachu.
Our blanket for kids has Pikachu on it.
And for those that have no energy,
regular use of our blanket will make your energy...
Clean as a whistle!
It'll get all those hard stains out.
And don't worry if you missed the broadcast.
Our washing machine...
It's sold at pharmacies too.
But if you buy from us, you can save some money.
Try using our toothbrush. Then your breath will...
Smell fishy.
And stir-fried anchovies make
a great side dish.
But if your husband still complains about the food...
Stomp on it.
You can use it longer if you wash it by stomping on it.
Ma'am, just trust me and get one. Our blankets...
Have been certified by the dental association.
And if you buy today, for your snoring husband...
We'll throw in clothespins.
And for everyone that buys one...
We'll remove all the heads.
Alright, ma'am.
Thank you for your purchase.
(Sweet Potato)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Summer vacation.
(Weekly weather forecast)
(All flights cancelled)
(Don't was your feet in here)
My waterproof case.
Time to hang the laundry out to dry.
My white shirt...
My money...
Why is it here?
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
The movie's starting.
Excuse me.
(Actors Lee Gangil, Kim Junbeom, Cheon Ungryeol)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
The end.
(Come on!)
Yeah! Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
- Come on, come on, come on! / - Michael!
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
Viewers at home,
do what we do!
- Are you ready? / - Yes!
Okay! 5, 6...
5, 6, 7, come on!
1, 2, 3, 4....
5, 6, 7, 8! Punch!
- 1, 2, 3, 4.... / - Punch your stress away!
- 5, 6, 7, 8! / - Punch it! Punch it! Punch it!
- Rolling! Away with stress! / - 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4...
- Away with stress! / - 5, 6, 7, 8!
Basic.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Stress and concerns...
- Tell me any time! Come on! / - 5, 6, 7...
- I have a concern. / - Come on!
- People keep teasing me for my big head! / - Yeah?
Tell those people!
You don't have a big head! You have a small body!
Come on!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - It's not a big head, It's a small body!
5, 6, 7, 8!
- Let's take some photos! / - Photos!
Photos, photos!
1, 2, come on.
- What the... / - 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8! Basic.
- 1, 2, 3... / - Me! Me!
- Me! / - Come on!
- I'm from Gyeonggi-do. / - Alright.
I'm very stressed out these days.
- It's hard to commute to Seoul? / - No.
- Is it from low property value? / - No.
Then what's wrong?
- Gyeonggi-do... / - Come on!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Listen...
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
- Forget it. / - Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8!
Basic.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Are you tired?
- Are you tired? / - Yes!
If you're tired... Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8!
Basic.
- 1... Are you tired? / - No!
- Are you tired? / - No!
If you aren't tired... Come on!
What was that?
My arms are in hell.
5, 6, 7, 8! Basic.
- 1, 2, 3... / - I have a concern!
Yes!
I got a car and driving is too hard.
I want to be a good driver.
- Do you know how to cuss? / - Of course.
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
- Someone's cutting in! / - You son of a...
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
- Drive safe! / - 5, 6, 7, 8!
Basic.
1, 2, 3, 4...
- Now... / - 5, 6...
- My partner Chris... / - 7, 8!
Will tell you a great tip!
Chris, what's your tip of the day?
How to successfully propose.
- Just remember these 3 things. / - 3 things?
- Flowers, vibe... / - Flowers, vibe...
- What's this? / - What's this?
What is it?
"What's this?"
Come on!
1, 2, 3... Just remember 3 things!
Flowers, vibe, what's this?
What's this?
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
- 5, 6, 7, 8! / - Basic.
- 1, 2... / - Excuse me! Excuse me!
- Excuse me! / - Yes?
I have a concern too.
Problem solved!
Come on!
1, 2, 3, 4...
- 5, 6, 7, 8! / - Basic.
1... People, it'll be the 27th soon!
- Are we having a party then? / - No!
- Is that our day off? / - No!
That's when you all pay for your lessons! Come on!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - What is he doing?
- 5, 6, 7, 8! / - What are you doing?
Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4...
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
- Are you ready? / - Yes!
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8!
- 1, 2, 3, 4... / - Come on, come on, come on!
- 5, 6, 7, 8! / - Come on, come on!
It's over!
(Love Ladder)
I just can't date.
I'm going to avoid dating.
What? What?
- You mean you can't. / - I'm avoiding it.
- You mean you can't? / - I'm avoiding it.
Dating is so easy.
I prefer marriage over dating!
Honestly, I'm really jealous of you two.
Why?
Taehun, I saw you with two women yesterday...
What are you talking about?
Don't say weird things!
That was my mom and aunt.
- What? / - Just have a seat.
This is all a misunderstanding. They're rumors.
As for me,
I'm a fool when it comes to love.
Dating is so hard.
That's why I broke up with my beloved
girlfriend recently.
Really?
And on our 1,000th day together.
Working a late night job to buy a nice gift!
Gosh, you went all out.
My girlfriend did.
What?
I got this as a gift from her.
What?
My girlfriend worked late at night.
You're a jerk.
But it made me feel a bit uncomfortable.
I bet.
So I had a drink, worked up my courage
and called her.
- Good. / - Nice one.
To ask for the receipt for this.
This design is terrible.
She's so thoughtless.
You're a scumbag!
Yes, this makes me sound like a bad person.
- So just let me finish. / - Yeah?
I guess it was tough on my girlfriend.
A friend of hers visited me and told me
that I should get back together with her.
So I did.
- That's good. / - Nice.
I got together with my girlfriend's friend.
She was just my type.
- You're a scumbag. / - A total scumbag.
But there's a twist! Let me finish!
There's a twist?
- I sound like a scumbag so far. / - Yeah.
But the misunderstanding was cleared.
Now, we're very much in love.
- Do you mean your girlfriend's friend? / - No!
I'm seeing them both.
What?
Now I'll get two anniversary gifts.
- Get out of here. / - You're a scumbag!
- Go sit down. / - Why am I a scumbag?
Is your life a soap opera or something?
Your fat is more ridiculous.
Quiet, you.
I'm Yoo Minsang and I avoid dating.
I'm not here to talk about dating.
I am here to talk about the deep-rooted
discrimination in Korea.
People...
Whenever you do something alone...
Eating alone, drinking alone...
The problem is that they make these specific terms!
- So what? / - When couples do things...
Is it called eating together and drinking together?
You're right about that.
Why only make specific terms for being alone?
Don't be so discriminatory!
And all special days are for couples too.
Valentine's Day, White Day,
Rose Day, Cookie Stick Day.
They're all special days for couples.
We need a special day for single people too!
How about November 1st?
All ones and not even an even number.
Let's call that day Singles Day.
Singles get in for free at amusement parks.
And we all sit in one line on the rollercoaster.
That would be quite the sight.
- It goes up... / - Do you have to go so far?
But!
If a restaurant is caught
selling couple sets on that day,
the place should get shut down.
That's drastic.
And if couples are seen together outside,
they go right to the police station.
If they hold hands, they'll be put in cuffs.
And... What else?
When couples are seen in a car together,
they should be punished like drunk drivers.
- Why? / - Why?
Because they're also not focused on driving!
Inside the car... I know what goes on in there!
- What are you talking about? / - Know what?
I saw it in movies!
You don't focus on the road!
And because it's Singles Day,
married couples should be apart on that day.
A heard a few people clap at that.
You... Doesn't that sound nice?
I saw him smirk.
Right!
So November 1st!
Make that Singles Day! A national holiday!
- Get him out of here. / - He's being ridiculous.
I'm so happy.
Geez, give me a break.
People.
It's not that hard to become a couple.
As the saying goes,
girls prefer a thoughtful guy over a nice guy.
- I heard that before. / - I read it in a book.
I'll tell you all how to be a thoughtful guy.
I had a date with my girlfriend last week.
It was very thoughtful.
When it's hot like it is now,
don't go out where it's hot and there's traffic.
I had a nice date where we got to
spend some time alone at night.
Where do you think we went?
A hotel! Enjoying a mini vacation.
Oh, that sounds nice.
That's right. We went to a LAN center.
What?
Not a hotel vacation. A LAN center vacation.
The AC is on full blast at the LAN center.
They bring you food right to your seat.
The thing about girls
is that they love special treatment like this.
- I see. / - How is that special treatment?
And girls can feel it.
When they see a man focused on something...
- They find it very sexy. / - That's true.
- I've heard about that. / - Right?
So what do you think I did?
I didn't say a single word to my girlfriend for 8 hours
and just focused on gaming.
My veins were popping. I was all over that keyboard.
"Lower the shield, guys. Lower the shields."
You have to be sexy like that.
So, we spent 10 passionate hours there.
When we got out, the sun had come up.
We had a great time.
I should be thoughtful and send my girlfriend home.
How could I get her home safely
from Yeouido to Jamsil?
- Call a taxi? / - A private taxi.
- A private taxi. / - Yeah.
Right. I rented a bicycle for her.
A bicycle.
So reliable and safe.
And it even makes my girlfriend healthier.
I texted my girlfriend to text me back
when she got home,
but I guess she's still riding.
I can't get in touch with her.
Of course!
Text me when you get home, honey.
Text me! I'll be waiting!
- That was great. / - I'm so thoughtful!
How was that great?
You should learn.
What do you think you're doing?
What is it?
Geez, this is why none of you are married!
How pathetic.
- What? / - Watch and learn.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years.
I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
So jealous.
I love my wife so much.
Just thinking of my wife makes me smile.
- Hold on. / - That didn't look right.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married, I lived with my parents.
They made all the decisions.
But now...
My pretty wife lets me make all the decisions.
She asks me about every little thing.
He's the breadwinner.
She comes to me and says...
"Dear.
Unit 203 is going to Hawaii this summer.
What about us?"
"Dear.
Unit 307 is moving into a big new place.
What about us?"
"Dear.
Unit 1305 is sending their kids
to the U.S. to study abroad for the summer.
What about us?"
We don't even have kids.
But I still have to make a decision.
I make all the decisions!
Gosh! I'm so happy!
- You don't look like it. / - Are you really happy?
I'm very happy.
And when I lived alone before getting married,
I didn't know about conserving.
I just left the AC on when I went out.
- I lived so thoughtlessly. / - True.
But now...
I live very frugally thanks to my pretty wife.
I bought my wife a treadmill for her diet.
To save on electricity,
she uses it to hang the laundry on.
And I bought my wife an oven
because she wanted to make cookies.
To save on electricity,
she uses it for storing dishes.
Our oven hasn't even been used for 5 minutes.
And I bought my wife a cordless vacuum cleaner
to clean the house.
To save on electricity,
she just hangs it on the wall.
These hands do all the cleaning.
They do all the cleaning!
- I do all the cleaning! / - Oh, I see.
So frugal!
I'm so happy!
- You don't look happy at all. / - Is he really happy?
I have to get going now!
- Why? / - Why?
My wife needs my helping hands.
I have to go help her!
We have to send him, quick.
See that?
See that? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(How Awkward 1)
Say hello to each other.
This is Seungbin. This is Sora.
I hope things work out between you two.
- Hello. / - Hello.
How awkward.
I'm the one setting them up.
I'll keep my mouth shut since she's pretty.
Sora, Seungbin went to the U.S. when he was 10.
He graduated from Harvard and he's been working
as a researcher at "S" Electronics for 10 years.
Really?
How awkward.
That's all untrue.
I'll leave you to it then.
- Later. / - Bye.
You must work out. You're in great shape.
Oh... I can do this.
How awkward.
I'm so jealous.
What are you doing?
I'm just cold!
- Oh, you're cold? / - Yes.
- Shall we order? / - Sure.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
May I take your order?
You know my usual order, right?
- I'll have that. / - Sure.
How awkward.
We just opened today.
How awkward.
(How Awkward 2)
How awkward.
A total stranger is eating my popcorn.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
This is my popcorn.
Oh!
Here's mine. I'm sorry about that.
Geez...
Come on! This is a movie. How rude.
Could you please keep it down?
How awkward.
It's my phone.
- This movie should be great. / - Yeah.
Why isn't she picking up?
How awkward.
My girlfriend is sitting with some guy I don't know.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
This is my seat.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Geez...
Why didn't you pick up your phone?
Why were you so late?
There was traffic.
How awkward.
They're both my boyfriends.
It sure is nice to hold hands and watch a movie.
My hand?
How awkward.
That's my foot.
What the...
Excuse me. That's my foot.
Geez! Why would you stick your foot through there?
I was hot. I'm sorry.
Come on!
Why would you touch his foot?
Oh, no!
How awkward.
The movie hasn't even started yet.
How awkward.
(How Awkward 3)
This place makes great food!
Excuse me. I'll have another bowl of soup.
How awkward.
This is a police station.
Hey! Don't ask for more soup.
Sit up straight!
I'm sorry.
You punk...
You'd better answer right.
Name!
Jeong Seungbin.
Age!
28.
How awkward.
He's playing a computer game.
Give me that!
So, what were you doing there on that day?
I didn't do anything!
You'd better answer right!
How awkward.
The criminals are questioning each other.
Hey! What are you doing? Get out of my seat.
You're playing computer games? Are you kidding?
Geez...
Hey. Name.
Song Jungeun.
Address.
18 Yeouido.
How awkward.
He's my husband.
What are you doing here, you good-for-nothing?
Dear! I'm sorry!
Let me go, man!
Do you even know, you fool?
I was with your chief yesterday!
We had dinner together!
We went to the sauna!
We did all that!
How awkward.
I'm the chief.
How awkward.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show
put Cirque du Soleil to shame!
Watch some feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
$5 for a massager.
Just $5.
Hey, what are you doing?
- It's not like that... / - You fool!
We also give free scalp massages.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
We'll put this marble plank on our stomach
and shatter it with a sledge hammer.
You're amazing, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
What?
Huh?
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I won't tell people that you're my husband.
No wonder nobody will set me up with anyone!
Then I'll do it!
Great!
(Do not try this at home)
We did it!
Are you okay, Gupal?
let me see.
We even sell fake muscle shirts.
Hey! You can't sell stuff here!
Just buy a t-shirt.
I don't need that shirt.
Gosh!
I want to buy that shirt!
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy a shirt!
Oh, stop it!
Get out of here.
Allow me to introduce the next show.
They're popular for teaching housewives to sing!
It's C'est Si Bon!
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ Last week, I went to the pool with my girlfriend ♪
♪ I got her a bikini as a gift ♪
♪ But she wore a rash guard over it ♪
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ That she has tattoos all over ♪
♪ Dragon, dragon ♪
♪ I decided to treat myself ♪
♪ And got myself a tailored suit ♪
♪ When I go on blind dates ♪
♪ I'm going to wear this ♪
♪ I felt it instinctively ♪
♪ That you look just like this person ♪
♪ We fell in love ♪
♪ We met ♪
♪ And it became an unforgettable memory ♪
♪ I'll be set up with this girl a little later ♪
♪ If it works out, I'll set you up with her friend ♪
♪ I've been conned ♪
♪ So was I ♪
♪ Be careful of getting catfished ♪
♪ Don't worry, Taewon ♪
♪ I'll set you up with a girl ♪
- ♪ How about her? ♪ / - Kind of old...
- ♪ How about her? ♪ / - Her face...
- ♪ Then how about her? ♪ / - Her body...
♪ He has no shame ♪
♪ Look in the mirror ♪
♪ This is why you're forever alone ♪
♪ We fell in love ♪
♪ We met ♪
♪ We fell in love ♪
That was C'est Si Bon.
Our next performers are masters of Korean singing!
It's the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today
is "The Hare's Liver."
The Dragon King was ill and bedridden.
That's when the doctor checked out
the Dragon King and said this!
♪ It's your liver, it's your liver ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of the Dragon King, great king and queen ♪
♪ The best is "King of Masked Singer" ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The turtle went on land to find a rabbit's liver.
This is what the rabbit said when he saw
the turtle swim to shore!
Bunny, bunny! Bunny, bunny! Carrot, carrot!
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of carrots, lotus roots and steel bars ♪
♪ The best is leaving work on time ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The turtle fools the rabbit
into seeing the Dragon King.
Then the rabbit tells the bedridden Dragon King...
Are you in pain?
I'm hurting too.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ "Damo," auntie, uncle ♪
♪ The best is waxing your pits ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Those were the genius traditional singers.
Allow me to introduce the next show.
It's...
Why aren't you leaving?
I'm a fan of Yoo Minsang.
- Really? / - I want to see him first.
What? What's going on? Is this for real?
My gosh!
My goodness!
You like me that much?
How about we go on a date...
Nonsense!
I won't date you.
Geez...
What?
Allow me to introduce the next show.
Get ready to meet some amazing performers.
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Rockfish stew ♪
That was totally off.
♪ I'm mozzarella ♪
♪ Zarella ♪
Wow, mozzarella cheese.
Pizza cheese.
Stretching!
Sounds good.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ When you go to the hot food court ♪
The food court...
I'd order everything there.
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I don't eat small servings anymore ♪
♪ I only want large servings ♪
♪ Only large servings ♪
Get rid of those small servings.
- Always the large? / - Always.
- Extra-large. / - Yeah!
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Female Korean beef, you're so delicious ♪
Female Korean beef.
It's so tender.
And fatty.
I'd like to eat an entire cow.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
Yo.
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
♪ Bread, bread, bread ♪
I want a bite! I want a bite!
Get lost. It's mine.
Get away.
- Let me get a bite. / - Nope, it's mine.
You're not even a friend.
Nope, I'm not.
♪ Sounds good ♪
Dumpling wrapper.
- Dumpling wrapper? / - Dumpling wrapper?
- Where? / - Dumpling wrapper?
- Dumpling wrapper! / - Where's the filling?
- Where's the filling? / - The filling!
Where is it?
Don't hog it for yourself.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
Let's all party, people!
Let's all get crazy!
Hey, come on!
♪ Wow, fantastic bacon ♪
(Two Job Republic)
Dang, my cell phone broke during my vacation.
Welcome.
Hello.
My cell phone broke.
- Can I see it? / - Sure.
Would you like this repaired or
do you want a new phone?
I want that repaired.
You've chosen repair.
You must've been an eagle in your past life.
What?
I'm a repair center employee and a therapist...
- In Two Job Republic. / - Oh, I see.
If your mother and cell phone fell into the ocean,
who would you try to save first?
My mom of course.
You've forsaken your cell phone.
You must be a sociopath.
How am I a sociopath?
- I'll send this in for repair. / - Okay.
- A customer's cell phone for repair. / - Okay.
Sir, I see that your cell phone is broken.
Yes, the buttons won't press.
Let me take a look at it.
This model is 10 years old.
A flip phone that no one uses anymore.
What are you doing?
I'm a phone repairman and an appraiser.
This cell phone is worth...
$1,000!
So I can get $1,000 if I sell this?
No, the repair cost will be $1,000.
But the phone only cost $200!
How about upgrading to a new model?
Then show me a new model.
You're only after models. That's very unrealistic.
Don't be ridiculous!
I'm talking about cell phones.
Sir, please be seated while we repair your phone.
Alright.
I'll just go online.
- Manager! Hello. / - Hello.
- Are you all working hard? / - Yes.
- Hello, sir. / - Hi.
Are you uncomfortable in any way?
No, I'm fine.
I see that you're using our company's tablet PC.
- It's really nice. / - Right?
I use the same one.
The design is so refined,
but the performance is garbage!
What are you doing?
I'm the manager of this repair center
and a black consumer.
You probably broke the screen when you threw it!
- It hasn't. / - Oh, you're right!
It's very sturdy.
And if you lift this...
Why is this thing so heavy?
- What the... / - You call this a tablet PC?
- What the... / - I want to see the manager!
- Yes, I'm the manager. / - What?
I want a refund!
Please calm down, sir.
Would you be calm if you were me?
Please let me go.
This is an expensive suit!
This suit...
- Is a knockoff! / - What?
A knockoff?
I'd better go to complain.
Want some help?
Let's get going!
Come with me!
Please let me go first!
What a strange man.
I'm sorry, sir.
- We'll exchange this for a new one. / - Okay.
Please pay for the repair, as we wait...
- For the deliveryman. / - Alright.
- Hello, sir. / - Here you go.
- Yes, this is for the repair. / - Hold on.
- I want a case and a charger too. / - These two?
- You want to pay for these too? / - Yes.
Sure.
1...
What are you doing?
Your thyroid is very swollen.
I see a lump.
What are you doing?
I'm a cashier and an ultrasound technician.
What?
Let me check your prostate.
Why would you check my prostate?
All men need this.
I'm not having my prostate examined!
You've refused a prostate examination.
You must be lacking confidence.
Oh, come on!
What's with this country?
(Refreshing Statements)
Gosh, it looks like my son is getting married.
You're all grown up.
- You two can talk about the wedding. / - Okay.
Just a moment please.
Yes, hello?
Oh, I'll move my car right away.
- Mom, I have to move my car. / - Alright, sure.
Let me come too.
Dad, you talk things over with mother.
Alright, sure. You two make a nice couple.
It sure is hard for two people to get together.
That's right.
Marriage isn't like kids playing house.
I'll be direct.
You're definitely getting the kids a house, right?
In Seoul.
Pardon? Definitely?
Of course, they'll be moving in with me.
My daughter has to live under you?
Are you trying to make her do a bunch of chores?
It's like I'm feeding her to sharks
instead of marrying her off.
Well, she doesn't have a job.
So shouldn't she do some work at home?
And I assume you'll be paying for the wedding?
Why? You're not getting them a house.
Geez, lady...
Lady? Look here, mister!
So she's just going to be a freeloader?
A freeloader?
Haven't you heard of give and take?
This is just being fair.
Forget it! We don't need you! Just leave!
Wow... Your true colors come out.
You can tell a lot by someone's parents.
What? You want her to live with you?
Get with the times, lady.
Are you from the prehistoric era?
Do you know what your son said
when he came to our house?
"Sir, I'll never let your daughter lift a finger.
I'll treat her like a princess."
Oh, please. Give me a break.
Lady, you need to teach your son manners.
He's just like you, which is why he's the worst.
You know how he greeted me?
He didn't bow. He just stuck his chin out.
Is that how you greet your elders?
I couldn't believe it.
I was about to headbutt him.
Geez, I'm so upset.
It's a good thing I tested you today, lady.
My sweet daughter was almost fooled into
living under your tyrannical rule!
I'm glad I nipped this problem in the bud.
Mister, you must have lost your mind.
Do you even know what you're talking about?
You won't pay for the wedding or a house.
Why does my son have to pay for everything?
Do you think you can buy a house
like buying ice cream at a supermarket?
So I guess your daughter won't bring anything.
Then we won't offer anything either.
They should work hard together.
Don't just try to mooch off of us.
And I wouldn't be saying all this if she had a job.
What are her skills? Flower arrangement?
Is that going to put food on the table?
Do you think I raised my precious son
so that he could marry a stupid girl like that?
Lady, did you forget your manners on the bus?
A stupid girl? A stupid girl?
My daughter should be treated right!
She's pretty, she's kind, she's sweet with words,
she's popular with guys...
And she even won 1st in a beauty pageant for kids!
Then what's wrong with her now?
I guess time really took a toll on her.
My boy was called gifted as a child!
Gifted? More like twisted like his mom.
Forget all this.
Why am I wasting my precious weekend on this?
I'm sick of talking to you. It only makes me mad.
You must think I have a lot of time on my hands.
It's your dad. Don't come back inside. Just go home.
I didn't raise you to marry you off
to a horrible family like this! Are you insane?
You can't live your life like that!
Your father is very...
Oh, I'm sorry. Wrong number.
Geez, give me a break.
Is being funny your family motto?
Forget all this. If the kids get married like this,
they’ll definitely get divorced.
Mister, do you know about the divorce rate?
Korea is 9th in divorce rate out of the OECD countries
and 1st in Asia.
110,000 divorces occur every year.
45,676 cases are due to difference in personalities.
7,528 cases are due to affairs or cheating.
3,837 cases are due to physical or emotional abuse.
264,000 people get married every year
and 300 couples a day get divorced.
That's why it's too scary for young people
to get married!
Forget all that.
If you really want to marry off your daughter,
make sure she's at the right level.
Why isn't she at the right level?
Our house has a big yard!
I have a yard too!
And we even have two big dogs!
We have a pet bear!
You have to do a retina-scan to get into my house!
Our maid at home is a robot!
Our security guard is Iron Man!
We have homes in the U.S., the UK, China,
Russia and Spain!
We're building our house on Pluto!
Then go back to your planet!
I should slap you in the face.
Want me to slap you silly?
Hit me! Hit me!
- You think I won't? / - Dad!
Mom!
I'm against this wedding.
Over my dead body!
Honey...
I guess I'm dead now.
Do you really have a house on Pluto?
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is chicken soup.
We've brought in the CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello.
Enjoy some chicken soup in the summer!
That's right. Yoo Minsang's chicken soup
comes in a variety of types.
Young chicken, yellow hen, silky fowl...
Pigsy...
But Pigsy is a pig.
Right.
What do you mean by that?
Yoo Minsang's chicken soup isn't made with
chickens raised in a coop.
Our chickens are free-range chickens.
- That's right. / - Take a look.
Tapgol Park.
- Hold on. / - Hangang Park.
Hold on...
- Our CEO took these birds... / - No, no, no.
This is...
These are pigeons.
That's why it's surprising, people.
Very surprising.
Now we'll bring in Chef Kim Suyeong and
talk to him about the product.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Chef Kim Suyeong.
I'll tell you a healthier way
to enjoy Yoo Minsang's chicken soup.
First, wild ginseng.
Nice.
And this is great for stamina.
- Abalone. / - The good stuff.
And pork hocks are good for your skin.
That doesn't look right.
And fried chicken is rich in protein.
Adding fried chicken to chicken soup?
And lastly, the perfect food...
A hamburger.
It won't even fit!
Yoo Minsang's 10,000-calorie chicken soup done!
What did you just make?
It's mine!
Don't eat that all! Hey!
Did he come here to eat?
Let us tell you more about our product.
Everyone that has tried our product
says the same thing.
"How is this chicken so chewy?"
"It's delicious."
People, we don't use ordinary chickens.
Before our chickens become soup...
Take a look.
They enjoy a lower-body bath.
What is this?
Take a closer look.
They're really sweating.
That means good blood circulation.
These guys look relaxed.
Right?
I guess it feels nice.
It's delicious, people.
Geez...
And that's not all.
What is chicken soup usually like?
It comes with so little glutinous rice.
It's not nearly enough.
But with Yoo Minsang's chicken soup...
Don't be surprised.
Take a look.
There's a chicken inside this glutinous rice.
Hold on.
- See? / - Hold on.
I'm not sure if this is a good thing.
That's why it's surprising, people.
Well, I think it's a good thing.
Let's bring in a consumer and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jung Haecheol.
I live in Dangsan and I'm 33 years old.
Yoo Minsang's chicken soup is very good for you.
That's why I made some for my grandparents.
Now I have an uncle that's
30 years younger than me.
What?
And that's not all.
I was driving a few days ago and I ran out of gas.
So I opened up the gas tank and
filled it with Yoo Minsang's chicken soup.
It got me 35km per liter!
What?
- What? / - And that's not all.
Yoo Minsang's chicken soup is great for energizing.
Look at this withered flower.
Now look at it!
What the...
That's ridiculous!
Happy now?
What? Hey!
Why did he make it so dramatic?
What's his deal?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Mom, I want to go swimming!
Let's go outside!
♪ This way, this way ♪
♪ This way, this way, this way ♪
♪ We're going outside ♪
From your lodgings to activities...
Yoo Minsang's chicken soup.
What?
Hey...
How is that related to chicken soup?
That's totally irrelevant!
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's briefs.
It's chicken soup!
Geez!
(Ms. Shin)
Goodness!
- Gosh! / - Hello.
- Director Jang! / - Yes.
I heard young actors make promises
for viewer ratings.
Should I try something like that too?
Sure. What did you have in mind?
If our ratings hit 30%,
I'll wear a bikini at Myeongdong.
But our last episode only got 3%.
- Oh, it was 3%? / - Yes.
Well, I don't watch the show either.
Such a frustrating drama.
You're the best at being hyped up for nothing.
Might have to wear mourning clothes instead.
Hello.
You changed your hairstyle, Taehun.
Are you going to a new salon?
I got a celebrity discount.
This only cost me $520.
Really?
You're the biggest sucker.
- Work on your acting with Ms. Shin. / - Yes.
- Hello, Ms. Shin. / - Hey, Taehun.
You're going to a new salon?
I know a great one.
Where is it?
It's a beauty parlor.
It's been owned by the same person for 38 years.
You can recognize the owner right away.
He looks like Kim Byeongji
with flowers embroidered on his jeans.
Oh, right. Only go there for a perm.
Don't get your haircut there.
Why not?
I saw that his hands have started trembling.
I'll just stick to my salon.
- Yeah? Well, let me know. / - Okay.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah.
Can you coach me on my acting?
I'm always ready to coach you on your acting!
So, what's the scene for today?
The guy has to hide the fact he's terminally ill
and break up with the girl he loves.
My gosh...
I'm already sad!
Already getting into character!
Oh! I'm in character now!
I'm in character!
Alright, here I go!
Leave.
I said to leave!
Nothing has worked out since I met you.
Leave.
Just one last thing.
Let me hold you one last time.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Did you notice that I burped in my mouth?
It's not that. I'm a bit sore from not sleeping well.
You're sore?
How about a Thai massage?
Sawadikap.
Just help me with my acting.
Too bad...
- Let's try again. / - Alright.
Nothing has worked out since I met you.
Leave.
Just one last thing.
Let me hold you one last time.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Did you notice my back acne?
My goodness...
It's not that. Rehearsing with you is like a dream.
Oh, it's like a dream?
I'll let you know that this isn't a dream.
Where should I pinch you?
Ouch. Oh, it's not a dream.
Oh, I should've been quicker.
Can we try it one last time?
Alright.
Leave.
Just one last thing.
Let me hold you one last time.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to be sorry.
I'll be by your side forever.
I love you.
Ms. Shin.
You just drop and sit down in the script.
Oh, I just drop and sit down?
You drop down and start crying.
My goodness!
I drop down and start crying? How?
- Like this? / - Yes...
Ms. Shin!
Hey, Nami.
Hi, Taehun.
I want to rehearse with Ms. Shin.
I'm going to do my hair, Ms. Shin.
Taehun!
Ms. Shin, you're so good at acting.
That wasn't acting.
How have you been, Ms. Shin?
Fine.
Try some of this.
What's this?
It's from my fans.
But I'm on a diet, so you can have it.
- Goodness, hey. / - Yes?
You have no respect for food.
Do you think I eat because I have an appetite?
Kids these days don't know about famine.
They've never been bedridden for 10 days
from falling down a mountain trying to dig up
kudzu roots because they're starving.
My goodness...
Can we just rehearse once, Ms. Shin?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Here I go.
Hey!
Are you insane?
Young miss...
What's wrong?
Do what you're paid to do!
Hey, get on your knees and crawl.
Young miss...
But still...
How could you tell me to crawl?
That's so mean.
You better do as you're told.
Hey, I want you to start crawling now.
Crawl!
Young miss...
I can't live like this.
I can't take this anymore!
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me bite your leg?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I bite you that hard?
Someone might think a piranha bit you.
You're trying to get everyone to hate me.
Youngsters these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
Goodness, hey!
Didn't you see me bite you for 6 seconds?
Ms. Shin.
- Are you okay? / - Yes.
Did you get your lunch box, Ms. Shin?
It was delicious! I finished all of it.
Oh, no! It was spoiled.
3 staff members have upset stomachs.
- Gosh. / - Really?
My goodness...
Is it just me, or is it cold?
Are you okay, Ms. Shin?
My goodness...
Nami, you gave me that lunch box, didn't you?
Oh, no...
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Can't you see that I'm biting you?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
I've prepared a very surprising trick for today.
I'll show you a levitation trick.
And I have the master of levitation...
Harry Potter is here.
Introducing Harry Potter.
Harry Potter.
Hello, Harry Potter.
Hello, boss.
Did you eat yet?
I had spicy beef stew, boss.
So, Harry Potter loves spicy beef stew.
Are you ready to levitate?
I'm ready.
We'll remove the broom
you're holding with your right hand.
Abra, abra, abracadabra!
There you go.
Now we'll remove the box below you.
Abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
He's levitating.
Amazing, right?
Oh, come on! That thing's rigged!
Isn't he sitting on something?
That's what it looks like.
Boss.
I'll handle this.
Get up here. Get up here now.
Hold on.
Why did you come down?
Oh, right. I'm sorry.
See? I knew it was rigged.
You, the chatty one.
It's rigged...
I'll bring you up on stage.
Come with me.
- Ouch, I didn't mean to... / - Come. It's fine.
It's fine. Come up here.
Come up here.
Come on.
Don't be nervous.
Hold this magic broom.
Now I'll make this audience member...
Float in the air.
You will start floating.
Abracadabra.
What? I'm not floating.
Alright, let me do it right.
- The right way. / - You will float in the air.
Abracadabra! Abracadabra!
He's floating so high! Abracadabra!
Abracadabra!
How does it feel to levitate?
I felt like I was about to fly away!
Now you'll fly to your seat.
Abracadabra!
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now, for the highlight.
It's time to show you all the magic chair.
Here's a chair.
This is a unique trick.
We need an audience member to sit here.
Please raise your hand
if you want to sit on this chair.
I'll bring up this lively member of the audience.
What's your name?
Park Seonga.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No.
Do you have a phone number?
No.
Sit her down.
So, this audience member
will sit in the magic chair.
Now...
Let's get ready.
The curtain has been raised.
What will happen behind the curtain?
People...
Keep your eyes on the magic chair.
Now you'll see something very surprising.
Sorry about that.
We'll all say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3.
- Abracadabra! / - Lower the curtain!
Amazing, right?
Now we'll try this amazing trick
on Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
- Magician Bae Jeonggeun. / - Yes, boss.
Ready to disappear?
Yes, boss.
- You'd better disappear. / - Yes, boss.
Let's raise the curtain.
Will Magician Bae Jeonggeun
disappear without a trace?
We'll all say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
- Abracadabra! / - Abracadabra!
Lower the curtain!
- He disappeared. / - Boss, can you still see me?
Yes, you disappeared without a trace!
- Applause! / - Applause!